Burlesque Trailer

Just a few things: First, This movie seems cheesetacular. Next, I've always thought that growl in Christina Aguilera's voice was kinda weird. Lastly, even though I haven't seen the movie, I'm pretty sure it should of been titled BOO lesque. That is all.

Is That a Stretch Tattoo Choker?

To my amazement, I saw one of these numbers in real life, on a real person not in the 1990's tonight. Can you believe it? Wonder what she was thinking when she was wiggling that around her neck and why does she even still have that choker? I mean, really?  Wow...

A Few of My Favorite Things...

5. Snow cones

4. Hoarders on A&E

3. Cocktail Rings

2. Twitter

1. Cupcakes

That is all for now...

Diana Ross - Workin' Overtime

First, let me say that I did like this song BUT, Diana Ross doing the running man? What were they thinking?  Hilarious!!!

Hot and Pissed...

So, I have been without A/C for the last couple of days and I have learned that it doesn't bring out the best in me. I know that others have it worse and there is real suffering in the world but I really, from the bottom of my heart, do not care about those people right now, because I'm friggin HOT!!! I hate everything and everyone and am extremely glad I don't live near any clock towers. I am off to take a ice bath. Have a goodnight or don't. Whatever...

Traci

Night Club Cardio...

Today I attended a nightclub cardio birthday party and well, I had a good time. I was extremely nervous at first, because I really didn't want to suck. In my mind, everyone was going to the class for the sole purpose of looking at me in judgement. Yeah that's coo coo, but that's how my mind works. The steps were simple and the music was good. I didn't drop it low (bad knees) but I would go so far as to say I did a little bootie popin. I was really jealous of the girl next to me who did the whole class in high heels. That just seemed cooler, like she was auditioning to be in Ditty's next "Making of the Band" girl group . Oh and the birthday girl stood out too with her blinking light up ring. Next time... Lol! You should really check it out, they were running a Groupon promotion tonight too! Now since I worked out today I feel justified in eating a cupcake at 12:00am. Happy Birthday Aria! Lol!

Oh and Speaking of Booty Pop, I am a way better dancer then the chicks in this commercial...

Ta for Now,


Traci

Flexaway System Facial Exerciser for Double Chin, Face & Neck.

This is as dumb as it is complicated...

Dancing Merengue Dog

I'm not really into amazing animal videos, but seriously this dog is a better dancer then Kate Gosselin on last season's Dancing with the Stars...

 

Troy Polamalu's $1,000,000 Hair

Head & Shoulders has taken out a $1 million insurance policy on Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu's hair. I find everything about this fascinating. Although, I must admit, I really don't know what that means...Well, I know what it means, but I guess I just wonder what insurance on hair entails. Like are they expecting someone to cut his ponytail off at the movies like they do in India?  I just don't get it. I'm guessing it's a fly way of saying that he has a legal agreemeent with the company for a year not to get a fade. Wonder why  they just don't say he is endorsing Head & Shoulders.  Like, as I am writing this I am getting kinda irritated by it, not sure why either, but I just don't like that... His hair is insured... just sounds dumb. Also what is the point of the styling of his hair in that picture. Is it just me or does he look beyond ridiculous?  That is an ahhhmazing head of hair despite how silly it makes him look the ad.

Below is a clip of him giving a quick overview of his haircare regimen. I would of defiantly had some follow up questions but the reporter, based on his disclaimer, was embarrassed to ask even the initial question. Lol! What do you think? Is that what million dollar hair looks like to you?

Nu Shooz I Can't Wait

This song makes me happy...